Dear Grocery Shopping: Why do you have to be so expensive, and I didn't even fill up the entire cart? I hate to see our bills when we have kids. Yikes.
Dear Harlee: As much as I love you, you are starting to turn into a cat. It's scary. Quit rubbing up against mom and dad's legs, you weirdo.
Dear House: Clean yourself.
Dear Laundry: Wash yourself.
Dear Body: Work out yourself.
Dear Motivation: Where the H are you?
Dear Dark Chocolate with Cherries & Almond Bar: You are exactly what I needed this week.